"Everybody out," was the motto I want to put yesterday. At first glance, it was just a fire alarm, open only at the Second However all the far-reaching effects on the Neston High, the complete college and the student body and of course for society in general (at least in the UK, if not the world).
But step by step, it happened to follow:
Ohrenbeteubendes ringing echoes through the staff room of the house-steward. Surprised some colleagues look at the clock, because they had expected the supposed break ringing until later, but know after 23 years of teaching, felt that pause time is shorter than perceived class time and that therefore worth looking at. After about 1.5 minutes of ringing (perceived 5) I'm glad my mentor sitting next to me who speaks enough German to my dry spell "Will not open someone" with a big smile to comment on mute. (About Humor parallels I will definitely miss me even later). The data loss scandal of the British government last month has taught us to store everything properly first, before leaving his job, even if that could mean that one is caught in the conflagration. First, it is virtually immortal as a teacher anyway, after all, you hold each year was Grippeepedimien and lice infestations in exception konterminiertem environment, second anyway, it would be a shame if we survived without his lesson preparation ...
Anyway, eventually you will find everything on the playground, teachers rush to their classes (which of course a exact location has been assigned) only to discover that no sheep trapped in the flaming sea. The lucky ones among us who do not have to struggle with parent-teacher conferences and class welfare organizations (there are left: Languageassitants that Sekreteriatspersonal and canteen staff, who is also too late, because until all ovens are issued had - in the actual case of fire a lot of sense!) Thus, the remaining teachers and school staff pulkt is the secretion of female bosses who have the honorable task, all names to be provided with a hook. The boss runs, however, as engraved on the school yard to monitor the process as inclusive as possible. Somehow I thought of the Stromberg episode called "Fire Alarm" not drive out of my head: How to become a well-Fire Prevention Officer? (Ulf there they are, why do you say nothing? ")
Now comes all the conditions just the amazing part of history: such a scenario lends itself well to watch the English assets to draw limitless chaos in a surprisingly orderly. As the string of pearls riding students are classified in class associations, which in turn are arranged in volumes and houses, all in uniform. Dead silence only occasionally hear a teacher call commands that are also all, as in "Watch out" position in front of their classes. Trooping the Colour, the Queen's birthday parade in small before my eyes: 1700 students, teachers, cooks and Sekreterinnen in formation as the Royal Infantry without Muks! I always thought you to tell us Germans to be obsessed with organization, who has lived through a fire alarm at an English school, a better informed.
Now for the aforementioned consequences for the universe: The poor wretch, who had triggered the alarm out of boredom, because he was of the opinion to stand alone on the floor his sentence is boring, more fun it would be complete to attract school classrooms, and with only one button, was suspended for a week of school. Before that, one has probably considered whether death by train or the electric chair but would consider an appropriate sentence in question. In England is still large and discipline that is written; also with human sacrifice prevailed. In this context, to understand how painful all are affected by the incident, from the teacher who put the offender before the door to the College, which is affected so embarrassing, because said teacher is embarrassed, the head teacher, who whether the reputation of the school is beührt embarrassing. Of course, Much of the unpleasant situation discussed only behind closed doors, hypocrisy is thus a universal phenomenon. Thus provides a single touch of a button for disaffection of a whole social fabric, I bet even the Govener competent, if not the Queen in person on denVorfall are not only informed but already thinking about possible consequences for the poor wretch.
Actually you should thank him, he finally has the Fire Drill of next year anticipated nächtesmal just please do not use a free hour! I'm glad I survived the blaze!
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