I Feel Wet Like My Period Is Coming But Nothing

Warning: EYE CANCER!

had lunch today I briefly felt finally landed in the wrong movie to be. Actually, I just wanted to break into the essentials in the local Tesco (who is, as big as my living room, I had already mentioned?) Get, but ultimately I was at the cash register still so confused that I was the seller (al R ight love) given three times in a row to have little money (and this with a total amount of 2.16 pounds sterling). What had happened? As usual, there was at this time of day in Tesco the hustle and bustle and a total of 7 customers jostling past each other in the corridors that were blocked by further unpacking. I was just one of these fully loaded trollies by grabbing after the German salami, as seen from up shot of nowhere, a brown, furry character from a squatting position and me pimples term teenagers face with a "Al R ight mate grinning. The pimply teenager I was already familiar from previous Tescobesuchen, only his unusual outfit put me in that moment completely out of the concept: the good from head to toe dressed as a reindeer busy to give the refrigerated display case and acted as if that were the most normal thing in the world. To be honest, my first thought was, "Oh, and in practice, the intended warm," the second thought I was not so sure what to make of this fetish.
Suddenly much of the curtain and I was aware of the issue in its full extent and in all its contexts only. I do feel that I had asked many times, for example, where the preference is (especially fat) British women to inch-thick make-up paste in five different colors in the face and then make sure that the same in any case fits to the bright neon colors in three different bits of clothing. Or: Why is it necessary to draw the affection of his neighbors to the feast of love to be by his house with 63 Leuchtbildchen, certainly as colorful as possible, volldübelt, I can think of to not only global warming, but also the 85 year old war veteran August R. one that conjures up "with 190 searchlights of the type" Varta Volkssturm "the Star of Bethlehem to the low-hanging cloud cover (http://www.ulamec.de/2007/11/weihnachtsbeleuchtung.html).
fits perfectly into all the British stigma, not only themselves, but as the rest of the world not to be taken too seriously. Brits like it shrill, Monty Python only in passing. Now there are two ways to respond than the average European it: either with a deep dislike and brechreizerzeugendem disgust, or with the quiet joy that one here is the English soul is presented as open as ever, you have this knowledge in the post-account and can laugh at the fact that one is not forfeited even obsession in his choice of Christmas decorations.

Due to various eating orgies, booze and you get this Festagsheucheleien Two nearest post office until next year. Merry Christmas!

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The Land of Smiles

You always think of Asia, where the term "Land of Smiles" belongs. There are people who are afraid of Asians, either because they fear for their trade secret, or just because they can assess the ever-smiling seemingly difficult contemporaries. Dolphins finally put on a smile, even though they are stuck in 56 m trawl, or by trauma to the aquarium wall drumming children. I urge the UK to award the title. Here kindness is in fact the norm. That may be hard to believe, as one associates with the islanders usually bald, heavily tattooed, full of drunken, rowdy football fans, even on an expedition contribute to Südpool shorts and Trickot would (you should really investigate me, what Scott has worn so ... who was finally Brite). This one is just right in 80% of cases, but the flip side of the medal looks quite different. Particularly in the northern part of England and courtesy is still very important, even if the trend towards more and more unfortunately Joggingplinte and mindless drunken goes where you know, rather sellten shines through good behavior. Particularly worthy of preservation seem to me therefore share the following virtues, which I hereby added to the list of endangered species like:

Example number one:
Man thanked the bus driver with a "Ta mate" or "Cheers mate" (thanks buddy), "Tara mate" (goodbye buddy), "Ta tara mate" (thank you and goodbye buddy), all with schöööön rolled "R". I can already hear people screaming that upset about the fact that they clap when the machine sits up. Bullshit! Where's the problem? Of course, the particular subject makes the plane or bus just doing his job and is also paid for it. Nevertheless, the appreciative applause aside on the plane, the bus drivers here make all incredibly happy and serene impression, and you yourself can be all too happy to infect it. Particularly at the moment, where the weather is rather counterproductive to the well-being effect, you can sweeten the day by two simple phrases. Both situations, on the plane and on the bus, but sometimes have much in common. Also in Liverpool would like to cheer and clap beiweilen that one hell of a ride to a bus survived unharmed, in the driving style reflects the serenity that is unfortunately seldom resist.

Example number two:
Even a supermarket shopping can pay also develop an emotional fireworks, the latest. While often found in German lands, as if you offended the cashier in person, by his stuff's on freshly polished rubber band has come down to here before as a member of the Royal Family, even if you only want to buy a can of beans and chewing gum for after the value of 87 pence. Let's go with the question of the general well-being - and these are by no means a Smalltalk phrase. In the unlikely event that a customer has just received Pubverbot by his wife, the favorite club 1:6 dismantled at home or the cat has been run over, the cashier will be happy at the problem and expressed their sympathy. This can sometimes take a little longer, but is always nice to hear. To be fair to say that such things more frequently observed in small supermarkets or stores Conveniance than in Asda in Liverpool, with a floor area larger than two football fields and four-digit number of customers a day. But even as the employees where appropriate, inform about the upcoming evening events, if you buy two cans of beer.

Example number three:
In the above-described supermarket conversations to get there before the others, as when talking to his girlfriend in the worst case, with his mother. North English dialogues are in fact just so overloaded with flattery that dünnbesaitete contemporaries might feel violated their privacy. "Love" [lu: f] is a common form of address for opposite-sex Talk to, and women with each other, with "Sweet Hart" is a gentle warm feeling and the latest on "Darling" arbeitetet only the brain stem and forms a centimeter-thick goose bumps. Fortunately, it is rare for supermarket employees to FHM models, so that this northern English expression can not be interpreted incorrectly. Still one feels (I, anyway) and flattered for the daily grind prepared emotionally.

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Everybody out!


"Everybody out," was the motto I want to put yesterday. At first glance, it was just a fire alarm, open only at the Second However all the far-reaching effects on the Neston High, the complete college and the student body and of course for society in general (at least in the UK, if not the world).
But step by step, it happened to follow:
Ohrenbeteubendes ringing echoes through the staff room of the house-steward. Surprised some colleagues look at the clock, because they had expected the supposed break ringing until later, but know after 23 years of teaching, felt that pause time is shorter than perceived class time and that therefore worth looking at. After about 1.5 minutes of ringing (perceived 5) I'm glad my mentor sitting next to me who speaks enough German to my dry spell "Will not open someone" with a big smile to comment on mute. (About Humor parallels I will definitely miss me even later). The data loss scandal of the British government last month has taught us to store everything properly first, before leaving his job, even if that could mean that one is caught in the conflagration. First, it is virtually immortal as a teacher anyway, after all, you hold each year was Grippeepedimien and lice infestations in exception konterminiertem environment, second anyway, it would be a shame if we survived without his lesson preparation ...
Anyway, eventually you will find everything on the playground, teachers rush to their classes (which of course a exact location has been assigned) only to discover that no sheep trapped in the flaming sea. The lucky ones among us who do not have to struggle with parent-teacher conferences and class welfare organizations (there are left: Languageassitants that Sekreteriatspersonal and canteen staff, who is also too late, because until all ovens are issued had - in the actual case of fire a lot of sense!) Thus, the remaining teachers and school staff pulkt is the secretion of female bosses who have the honorable task, all names to be provided with a hook. The boss runs, however, as engraved on the school yard to monitor the process as inclusive as possible. Somehow I thought of the Stromberg episode called "Fire Alarm" not drive out of my head: How to become a well-Fire Prevention Officer? (Ulf there they are, why do you say nothing? ")
Now comes all the conditions just the amazing part of history: such a scenario lends itself well to watch the English assets to draw limitless chaos in a surprisingly orderly. As the string of pearls riding students are classified in class associations, which in turn are arranged in volumes and houses, all in uniform. Dead silence only occasionally hear a teacher call commands that are also all, as in "Watch out" position in front of their classes. Trooping the Colour, the Queen's birthday parade in small before my eyes: 1700 students, teachers, cooks and Sekreterinnen in formation as the Royal Infantry without Muks! I always thought you to tell us Germans to be obsessed with organization, who has lived through a fire alarm at an English school, a better informed.
Now for the aforementioned consequences for the universe: The poor wretch, who had triggered the alarm out of boredom, because he was of the opinion to stand alone on the floor his sentence is boring, more fun it would be complete to attract school classrooms, and with only one button, was suspended for a week of school. Before that, one has probably considered whether death by train or the electric chair but would consider an appropriate sentence in question. In England is still large and discipline that is written; also with human sacrifice prevailed. In this context, to understand how painful all are affected by the incident, from the teacher who put the offender before the door to the College, which is affected so embarrassing, because said teacher is embarrassed, the head teacher, who whether the reputation of the school is beührt embarrassing. Of course, Much of the unpleasant situation discussed only behind closed doors, hypocrisy is thus a universal phenomenon. Thus provides a single touch of a button for disaffection of a whole social fabric, I bet even the Govener competent, if not the Queen in person on denVorfall are not only informed but already thinking about possible consequences for the poor wretch.
Actually you should thank him, he finally has the Fire Drill of next year anticipated nächtesmal just please do not use a free hour! I'm glad I survived the blaze!

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How much patience you should really have as a teacher? How much life
should be used to his most gifted [sic] to explain to students what is Guantanamo and why solitary confinement is banned? How many glowing motivation is one of them, the prospect of further rough estimate of 35 years of business the same counter with growing enthusiasm?
observed in such an hour as now I feel in me an interesting mix of euphoric urge mediation and incredulous disappointment with such ignorance. I want to be neither as a reproach for educational resistant students, yet understood as a mere factual description to know. Rather begs the question whether it makes sense, a poor wretch with global political issues when the vollzuschwafeln much rather busy kreiren new swear words for followers of Everton FC. One may accuse me of, perhaps, to have drawn upon the choice of topics is high, I do not see, however, a talk to a mature, eighteen-year-old high school graduates on how to best create a "we are looking for a new housemate, preferably Non smoking" poster designs. He / she is finally speak freely on the spot, would substitute for an apprenticeship in the road or in the call center of the British Telecom intended to 1,200 pounds net and nightly soap opera marathon also its charm.
even worse thing is that the one same phenomenon is also observed at German universities, where the recipients have mature and should be primarily a voluntary one present. Far from it: not only is lacking even at the smallest mental tasks such as placing a foil on the OHP in wealth, it also seems to have created some very consciously to have degenerated the study for lack of alternatives to the phrase. I wonder how it is with such people the motivation to face the prospect of further rough estimate of 35 years of the same business with growing enthusiasm?

Lots Of Clear Discharge At7 Weeks

Monday night, lousy weather. I must say that I am this evening atmosphere increasingly been able to gain. In England, although the contemplation is not so much by the Konsumfanatismus expressed as on the Continent, but I think now that this feeling rather by the lack of light and temperature as adjusted by decoration and Weihnachtsmarktgedrängel. After all, here is one of Wham's killer spared nerve "Last Christmas" (at least until now * touch wood).
I wonder a bit about the scenes that take place at the moment in English small and large cities, even the last toothless, joggingbuxentragende Vollasi runs with at least three stuffed shopping bags around, but to which then three schoko smeared toddlers and desperately trying not to get carried away by the oncoming stream of other toothless Vollasis. When I run errands for any student in my pocket watch I ask myself every time the question: Where have the money for such a monstrous Christmas?? The same way, one wonders even if you look at the clientele of a pub, to destroy the seemingly endless amounts of beer seems. Maybe there's already ne-Flatrate beer and I slept through the latest trend ...
I have now called CHAVS (Average Council House) - even learned to like them very much - this is called generally the dregs of British society. Especially after the last weekend in London, I am again, if I want to sell a Tracksuitträger in the Liverpool Echo and he with a "ta mate" still thanks that I still would not buy and he will do the rest of the humid afternoon, a thousand times the same. That is the charm of the "Pearl of the North West", since it can not keep up the bustling activity of the stuck-Hauptstadtmolochs.

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