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Unbelievable but true ...

The best business to do at the bar. This ancient wisdom, I can confirm from my recent experience only. It so happened, namely that I was sitting on the fiftieth anniversary of my school was facing a more or less uneventful evening and the closure the bar at 23.00 clock did not seem particularly threatening to me. However, I thanked the Lord that I already four pints had intus and was on his way to the fifth, with surface tension tapped glass to maneuver back to my place as me, the boss himself to himself and his wife waved to the table. I had left at Mr Steve Dool probably a special impression when I had spoken a half minutes in the German exchange with him, or maybe he was after half a bottle of whiskey (he's Scottish) and just in Plauderlaune, at least it happened to that I rolled on a piece relied chair between him and his wife obsessively tried a good to make an impression. The headmaster of an English school is such a thing as God's representative on earth, probably because he is rarely found, since he spends his working days at meetings and large social events. My light flashes nervous lay down, it quickly when I noticed that a nice, casual conversation developed and that Mr Dool was not infallible, but he omitted to close his zipper after he relieves himself. Anyway, after we had talked about his meteoric rise from the sports teacher to the principal, we naturally came to speak on a topic that is inevitable in any reasonable conversation between men is: football. When I complained to him my sorrow, that I had got hold despite tremendous efforts still no ticket for the Anfield Road and even toyed with the idea to me to see Everton at Goodison Park, was stunned not to see in his eyes and he assured me, is Case accept in person.

months passed and although I tried each of the rare meeting with Steve Dool, throwing him pregnant with meaning glances, he seemed to be either to his promise not to remember or to do. I wrestled long with me, but then eventually took me a heart. It was Thursday, the third-last match in the Premier League was imminent and crowded after school, hundreds of uniformed school tormentors through the narrow corridors. As I rounded the corner I spied from a distance the boss, of course, just now with his deputy (which has the charm of a Maggie Thatcher and in a sense be regarded as the representative of the deputy of God on earth) was engrossed in conversation. But I had no choice if I wanted to Anfield again see the inside, I had to act, the last home game of the season was two weeks on the plan. To the disappointment of some seventh-graders I jostled me out of the stream of students and contributed to the entertainment elite school to. Short and concise, I described the problem and reminded Mr Dool unabashed in his commitment. A week later I was in the office of the head and heard his buddy Roger abschwatzte it a ticket. Steve had kept his word, he seemed even more of satisfactory service aufzutun three potential card provider. As the Prime Minister, he sat behind his massive desk and statesmanlike jammed up the phone between ear and shoulder. As Roger, a retired entrepreneur who spends all day long on the golf course, as befits the British upper middle class, it took several tries before Roger, probably between the tee and putting, to his cell phone went. Agreed (the usual small talk, of course, including what is already very amused me) was that I should pick up a ticket at his home in Heswell. Since I was not very mobile, Steve Dool decided to take me and me back to sell in Neston before he drove himself to a short holiday in the south of England. Unfortunately, I was on this Friday afternoon, only to play football come to the school, so stylishly dressed in Umbro jogging pants, jersey and football violators Germany, unshaven and schmörgelig. If I had foreseen the events that followed I was stranded in trousers and leather shoes, that's for sure.

Steve took me So after school to his home where he "just quickly pack up some things" then wanted to go to his Familienfestivität to Ipswich. Unless the plan. The reality was, rather, that I was a complete guided tour of his two homes together with a tour of Roger's 12 000 pounds to enjoy golf set, I finally made comfortably in his leather lounge chair and could choose between 516 different TV channels, while Steve made the travel arrangements. I enjoyed so to speak an elite life in the Germany jersey. Not enough, we were at Steve's neighbor still served a lasagna par excellence, of course, on the rooftop terrace with views over the Dee on the Snowdon (highest mountain in Wales). Next door has Karlheinz Riedle still an estate, who had just separated from his wife, so I learned at dessert. When I arrived back home from 19:30, I put myself first on my bed, I marveled at the ticket in my hand, so to speak, represented a recognition of my work and so of course should be considered as a gift and was wondering why I am on a Friday, was not born on a Sunday ...

Next week: How I met a nun Pot Smoking, many other interesting contemporaries and a few funny songs at Anfield.

Vezon And Kardas 2010

10 pounds to "hedge Hunter

In the UK there are generally two obsessions : alcohol and sport. The latter may astonish some, but we are talking about a country where nearly 25 percent of residents are obese , sometimes so much that you must cross the street because no one could pass on the same sidewalk with them. Understandably, the relationship between sport and Wampe if one is remembered that "sports" is understood here in a passive rather than active sense. While running two-thirds of the islanders in jogging pants and Umbro T-Shirts , sometimes in complete Match Clothing the favorite team through the area, though only up to the nearest pub, where the telly is and where it is passively participating in sports events. The only movements are then lifting the right arm to the beer drinking and lifting the left arm to the handle in the chip bag. The poor wretch, the true fate of urination comes, snorting and roaring back to the counter to heavily back on his stool and sink can be immediately devote Pint and screen. This is true both for thick and thin for his contemporaries, whose clumsiness and Schnauberei then 3 boxes Flupp due on the date (the price of which, moreover, each Hartz IV daily rate to six times higher than would be).
I had the pleasure of one of the sports (TV) highlights of the year experience in a small Eckpub in Liverpool (with the assistance of a German drinking companions) may be the hard way: The " Grand National". In addition to football, rugby and cricket are British namely horse lovers and anyone who wants to race horses at pubertal Horrererfahrungen with classmates the same age ("I have this afternoon to the barn") thinks or Queen, I here think again. The Grand National has that is as much with Wendy -read, braces-wearing, 14-year Rotzgöre or sonntagnachmittäglicher boredom when Spring Tournament who do, too dependent on the early evening, even once can lead to cardiac arrest, Dieter Bohlen as with music taste. The Grand National is sweat, blood and muscle power, so what right for men. 40 horses to go there at the start, 13 are in this year came to the finish, all others are stuck at some of the deadly hedgerows, obstacles and ditches, fallen, or from heart failure died (maybe).
the best thing Grand National is that it takes place in Liverpool and one of the most important horse race in the world. Throughout the weekend, the Hotzewolotze gathered at Aintree Pavilion , even the scum throws in cheap suits and is now seen to nurnoch his toothless . The ladies scratch while trying to grab the biggest hat, each other's eyes out and the whole town is drunk categorically. Let's go with the first race on Friday, in which the jockeys that wring the main race after the horse is the last to less good horses you can show. Not as many are killed and there are fewer bone fractures.
it happened so that we more or less random in this Eckpub in the city landed and wanted to agree early Friday afternoon with a few Pints schonmal evening on the Ladies Night , also under the race held and would have been in view of the many drunken, half-naked, screaming women not to endure sober. At the time, ran on the television in the pub already said the first Heats, the Pubpublikum was mostly busy in newspapers and betting odds favorites to stress and telephone betting to give than we an elderly man who has spent the sight, his whole life in this place, with unmistakable Irish accent as German exposed and began to talk. Three Pints later we knew everything about his family, first, second, that his wife "a bitch bleeding " and thirdly, that win Ruby Walsh the Grand National would . With German skepticism we began, of course, investigative likely to bring this statement to light, the Irish devil, who has lived 60 years in Liverpool and earlier had to do themselves (own data after) with horses), had actually typed all Heats correctly, one of which Ruby Walsh also won. Well angeschickert we received so tempt the bookies next door place a bet. There were plans for a total of 2.50 pounds, ominous way, perhaps only out of ignorance, we have finally paid 10 pounds, but the horse had to be in fourth but also to have to clear some coal .
Tapert The next day we stand again in the same good cheer pint , absolutely convinced, a surefire tip given to have. At 16.15 CET time had come and the noise level rose by eight times when the horses losgallopierten . The world seemed to stand still, in the shopping street peered people through the window, the ladies from the nearby travel agency had made her store for half an hour sealed and had all gathered at the pub, beer splashed through the area - and Ruby Walsh failed! We had the "surefire" Gaul prefer slaughtered on the spot, which has emerged as a thirteenth in the standings until nothing more. In retrospect, I
must say, however, that the ten toads for 24 hours fun and excitement and a feeling of invincibility were designed really well. However, I may have made myself, to observe said pub as long as until the dubious pensioner reappears and I spit in his beer when he does not hinguckt!

Traditional Sheet Cake Designs

Tripper for breakfast

Do you know him, "Where is the hottest place in an exotic addition to the G (o) rilla?" This is one of the jokes, although they were added to flatness are hard to beat, cheer me, but every morning when they are shy of profiling or neurotic, but mostly sugar-sweet English primary school children on the radio, where the best. The whole thing is scolded then "Kids in a car" and runs every day to go with my salami bread on Liverpool's Hit Music Station: Radio City 96.7! This transmitter has what it takes: Brilliant editors and grossly talented presenters do it, from 8 different songs and 20 minutes gabbing a full day, oh what, zusammenzuzimmern month program. This is strictly speaking also share any great art, you have to intervene only decent commercials, say, every 13 to 16 minutes. So it happens that the cute little brats will be replaced on the way to school commercials that have me slyly at first nor the appetite, but are now advanced to my morgentlichen highlight.
First, however, to the spots, the less disgusting, but extravagant, no less are: that England is a problem with socially rebellious drunkards U16 is likely to be well known, but the fact that this problem is with spots against "antisocial behavior" grückt to grips with my struggles as a continental Europeans still smile from. The Chinese water torture, as is not the time, but steadily with funny, sometimes shock ends anecdotes about the dangers of drinking attention. My favorite: One adolescent reported the tense audience, as he first made it clear to totally stop hot in the pub after every which way (by the way with a very authentic working-class accent) there is to finally understand that, because of too many pints instead of a hot night of passion just hot air was in the game. Comment I can save at this point. But it is worth, determined at www.drinkaware.co.uk stop by, where we learn not only all the perils of booze (if you do not always have had to endure in his own body) but also directly, that alcohol consumption for children under five ( !) illegal.
Of course,'s also serious, almost shocking versions, such as when a telephone conversation of a married couple was repeated radio-ready (Turtelei, "What do you bring to eat with," etc. etc.) and abruptly with a loud bang and the steady noise of a Car horn ends. The moral of the story: Man on the phone in the car! In Germany, it cost 60 Euros (estimated), in the UK it costs the lives, the bottom line.
Nett is also the woman's voice whispering, groaning to a disclosed that she was raped and animated the debate ("If you think that was difficult to hear, imagine how difficult it is to say"). So then arises only unique breakfast idyll. About the spectrum of such spots can be in view of the long silence of 150 victims of abuse in Jersey only wonder, but that's another story. In England you with something not so squeamish, where "naming and shaming" is as valid as "Shocking". Shocking and is especially beautiful, with sexually transmitted diseases. Since the Thommie cut right first time to the cream. They are happy just to be embarrassed for the Latin Lover from the Drink Aware advertising, if you listen to this sport friend whose evening in the pub took a similar course and to have ended even at first glance seems perfect. Then he revealed to the community breakfast, however, that he will now probably go home alone, because with blisters on the best piece can even convince the pummelfee in Rörenjeans! As also does not help that he from now on, only armed with condoms goes hunting. There is no equivalent counterpart is also for the ladies.
Here known from with the principles of customer-oriented advertising, because if elected despite audio stage, the emotion genuine variant of the human Vortpflanzungsweise, remembered determined at the next spot, is in the advertised the "morning-after pill" which, fortunately without prescription at any pharmacy There. Precisely this logic, it is in fact, who almost moved me every day with laughter!