Thursday, January 31, 2008

Clairol Compliments Color Intensifier

penalty thriller against Argentina created more heart attacks



Here is the proof of the magic of football and another indiez that mirror writers spy on my blog ...:
http://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/ man / 0,1518,532219,00. html


Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Milena Velba Boobs Around Head

Real Men play football

We men, however, are any different assumption incredibly diverse contemporaries. Not only does multi-tasking quite excellent, if for example on the toilet in the same smiles Neston standard on the soap opera-like states in this country, are further It also many many things that we can rejoice with heart and soul and without any distorting influence. These include, for example free beer parties the incredibly after several deadly booze behämmerter milk Bubis have become, unfortunately, very rare, an absolutely uneventful hungover Sunday afternoon with NTV documentation on Soviet combat systems, or, in undisputed first place: the broad field of active and passive football.
Bundesliga games for example lead us in any form ( life, on the screen or on the radio) almost orgasmic Phenomena near the World Cup in Germany has probably still occur every serious man like a week-long wet dream. The fact that football has a tie that affect's male gender is expressed as a lamp light on vermin itself alone in the fact that every other weekend pilgrimage, tens of thousands Alfa animals in the Veltins Arena, although the chances for resolving the Middle East conflict are significantly better than for the winning a championship for FC Schalke 04 in the next 250 years.
is truly irresistible's, however, if one (s) themselves to the fight is eleven against eleven, completely independent of the Talent ( Valdez finally plays also still in BVB). It contributes in fact every Friday afternoon after school on the artificial turf of my beloved school, when teachers of different disciplines together for sporting slugfest. That may now evaluate the reader does not necessarily appear to be remarkably, similar scenes have most likely also in German schools. Here in England you can feel however that this is not just dealing with stupid Gebolze , but the physical expression of social structures and Hirarchiegehabe .
The first difference to the German teacher team is first, that even English teachers do not dress in football . Play come soon from the cabin on the square, looking for the Bildungslegat thus to compensation options for the lack of symbolic power of his clothing, is in England that is probably more than elsewhere to the world the principle "Clothes make the man". As the innovative and befitting reflection is apparently quite stunted in this regard, especially among teachers of science, they delight me regularly with a particularly lofty warm-up exercises.
is lifted out also that the word choice seems to be liable to the suit, because the voice quality slips four stops abruptly downward. Playful teasing and curses of the lowest grade by the minute rattling over the place, even when students present on the sidelines to better grades to erschleimen .
One feels, as you can see the full orbit school in its complex social fabric down reduced to a few square meters. The guys from the IT office for example, that really suit every stereotype of a computer, starting with a pale complexion, thick glasses and T- Shirts with unpleasant quality Insider sayings (eg e = mchill ²) over the total absence of a private life even have the way out of their cluttered with computers and video surveillance technology shoe box to the square of the events found, however there with exactly the same indifference treated and only played when no one else really free anymore. And why should you turn them in everyday life finally only when the account is not working or if the copier in the staff room to jam.
Naturally, the most senior colleague division responsible for the team, in our case, the Head of sixthform ( something like the upper head), since neither the principal nor his deputy in a position to seem themselves to make the shoes, and I am thinking rather of convenience than of old age. The Head of sixthform has come up with the rest a very attractive addition to stress its importance clearly even without a suit, he brings namely each time the gaming machine (= the ball) so that even so no one starts without him .
Last week Friday, we provided several weeks of efforts to the test because the teacher in a neighboring school occurred in a duel. Unfortunately, saw the balance for us not look particularly rosy (6 defeats in 6 games), but we entered his head held high, the playing field. The game took place under external Also take place that would probably even UEFA sufficient provisions, because in addition to professional jersey sets we could even have a referee in black with a whistle and, unbelievable but true, a player exhibit of Bristol, which has been disputed games for the English women's national team . The friend happens to be the one of our art teacher.
Anyway, the moral of the story is in any case to have resolved that during these 90 minutes every band seemed, for an IT learning brought the flank to the hard fought 1-1 final score and even the school principal deputy came together for 15 minutes for broadcast. The magic of football given. I am looking forward looking forward to next Friday ...

Friday, January 25, 2008

How Munch A Desert Eagle Cost



note: The last post was written before the update of the Spiegel Online article, some similarities are therefore due to the fact that the level has been written off with me! ;-)

Height Of Collimation Levelling

there is nothing for me - A Tribute to Helmut Schmidt!


The most beautiful should be made on free Fridays, which have a purely entitled allegorical each planet's citizens, the extensive reading of various online newspaper formats, on the one resorts as exile student, because the FAZ subscription for overseas but slightly the cost-benefit Grows beyond. My current personal favorite message I found in Spiegel-Online, where I have creative legally stolen directly the appropriate image for this post:
"former Chancellor Schmidt smoke despite the ban - Attorney determined" (http://www.spiegel.de / panorama/leute/0, 1518,530882,00. html).
I'm not sure if I seem in shock or at least drop more out of amusement most of the cheese bread did, because at first glance, it is an event of act of major significance, for the dramaturgy of this headline could even the tabloid competition . make This assumption is in more of the item nor plausiebler, is the mirror journalist precisely that cheese leaves as a first source.
So I was sitting at the dining room table, once again bite into the carefully smeared cheese sandwich, an index finger on the touchpad and read, his head full of associations said the article. As a great admirer of the former Chancellor, I can easily imagine how he, sitting before his massive oak desk learns the fact that a conspiratorial little group has reported militant Non smoking from Wiesbaden charges against him and his wife, because of injury [sic]. Helmut and Loki had in fact pleasure in performing their duties in a (probably middle class) Theatre performance Flüppchen a fire, the theater manager had kindly made them available to an ashtray.
once I shoot the memory of a portrait of Helmut Schmidt in the head, the ARD has aired in the last year. During a visit Wolfgang Schäuble in New York (the devil knows what the was doing there), namely the audience got the opportunity to Schmidt's refusal to admire the smoking ban in multiple form may be.
Episode No. 1:
Helmut runs in his saloon in New York prior to the meeting place prior to Schäuble, he is sitting (of course) back right and smoke, the ashtray Judging in the door after his 35te cigarette. The car stops, a young clerk opened the door and tells the Lord with former Chancellor, Mr Schäuble was already run down to the lobby to greet him. Helmut Schmidt looks at his burning cigarette, noting that he is still about five lines long, has the pleasure, he sees the very young employee's face and says in his inimitable, North German Art "This is indeed reizänd, let me not just to changes Raucha "and moves from inside the saloon door again. When he looks into the camera and says "so long because" you can hardly keep from laughing on the sofa.
Episode # 2:
After the meeting with Wolfgang Schäuble returns a Helmut Schmidt in a coffee shop in downtown Manhattan, which is operated by a Viennese restaurateur, who seems to have made the occasion of the visit the guest of honor extra chick. To that again to make it clear we are in New York City, a place where you will be summarily executed as a smoker, if you are not abiding by the strict smoking ban. Schmidt takes any event to the set table space, some milk drips in the already provided coffee, take a fork full of Sacher Torte and lights one. Even Ralf Husmann, the inventor of Stromberg, would not the cast of this episode better can cast. The Vienna (!) Café owner is the surprise to see clearly and can be seen even as he notices that raise in his full load of course, no ashtray is, after the smoking ban is already on for years and it has also all kept to it until now. Embarrassed, he tells one of his staff to bring back a saucer as a replacement. When asked whether Helmut Schmidt sometimes to the smoking ban believe the answers drily: "If it makes sense, fire police, then yes" and vesrtohlen smiles at the camera.

Under these impressions, imagine the reaction now from the old strategist, he the letter of the prosecutor gets the whole process is said to have commented on the way, with the words "must, this case is an impressive proof of what things a prosecutor involved. For someone in his political career with natural disasters, various oil crises, the Red Army Faction, or national and international political opponents had auseianderzusetzen is a criminal complaint with such content probably not worth more than a tired smile. Of course, should generally adhere to any rules and laws, no question, but I believe that a personality like Helmut Schmidt precisely why smoking should be allowed because he was first so vehemently and resourceful resisted and, secondly, because he knows assess with absolute certainty whether such a regulation makes sense or not. I think he would have been the last person a polite note of disturbed viewers would have ignored in the Hamburg theater.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Liquid Chlorophyll And Sinus

Dinner for None - or the 50th birthday

Tada, on Friday it finally happened: A hoard of Western education, and canteen glutton we burned 50 years old. The completion of half a century means well known to most contemporaries, a radical break with traditional habits. As soon as you realize that you probably no less than half, probably even two thirds of his life has been more or less success, one begins to roll up his life again to new shores break to put on the long lasting affair with the secretary of a marriage proposal the Crown or of the already battered body in the gym at least a remnant of the form to give. So much tells us at least the reading of various novels by Philip Roth, who describes as beautiful as otherwise no one with the failed attempt to compensate for a life crisis by taking up the struggle with the impossible, namely to avoid the illusion of eternal youth aging.
Anders makes the Neston High School. On the occasion its fiftieth anniversary, are reflecting consciously on old values. Here is one to recapitulate what the enormous period of 50 (!) Years has already accomplished everything, here we celebrated his age, in contrast to sun-tanned Karrierejuppies such as Claus Kleber. In the UK, namely the following common practice, especially in the public sector: Success is defined by the length of time that you try with all their might to cover up failure. Institutions such as Eton or Gresham master the already over centuries, and therefore they are fused with the mother country and virtually impossible to imagine. The tradition of fetishism can even mean that the Millennium, on the walls Anglican Church as the birthday of Jesus 2000te propagated on colorful signs, if only out of respect for the durability of the Messias calls to worship (Worship Him Here! ").
Since it is a school and Neston, with its 50 Lenzen as an educational institution with a tradition rather laughed at, of course, difficult. In this case, we faced the same problem, such as Claus Kleber: Something has to be hergezaubert, which is non-existent, eternal youth on the one hand, on the other by the feeling of reverence for old age. The equality tests, unlike this very remarkable analogy is hardly surpassed in irony, of course, just like the crystal-clear line of argument this derivation.
Now ask the interested reader how the efforts of our little country school looked for in practice? First, I carefully selected the location of the event is mentioned. The Stuart Hall is normally used to every morning, large amounts of students (> 100) at the same time be subjected to disciplinary drill where the sloppy, wearing the school uniform, the race in the corridors or the chewing gum are criticized. Frequently seen in these premises, similar amounts of students at individual tables of a test of breeding, of course, guarded better than occupants of a high-security prison. This place of horror so you have tried a little ambience to give. The Odour of sweat and cheap floor wax was despite great efforts not to counter, white tablecloths and kitschy balloons with gold lettering ("Neston High, 50 Years of Learning") is awarded it a little festive atmosphere, albeit to a deserted silver wedding. No expense has been spared in catering: A semi-professional bunch of ex-students who imagine a run of high-end catering facilities, advanced with a counter made of plywood and a rotatable Spirituosenkarussel of silver-coated plastic, it's thirsty for the countless to provide throats. The special prize, with the school they probably hypocritical their services have been squeezed, was of course made by overpriced beer prices up for that. The food, typical British ale in Beef ", or" Beef in Ale "(choke) was developed by the teachers of domestic science to prepare and you could vividly imagine what the culinary failure of this nation is based.
Musically then broke all conditions all the dams was also not spared of live music. A chemistry teacher had persuaded his band "XNS" to advance the school's birthday party this weekend evenings, the usual pensioners who torture usually with bad Beatle covers. allowed for this special occasion enjoy the festival community of Neston High on the nearly spherical sounds. had to highlight of the evening, the "XNS" made by bad jokes and pseudo-funny comments almost unbearable, the band shone with a creative masterpiece and came back as a Beatles look-alikes from the break (in which she, incidentally, properly the Plauze with Beef have fully carved into ale). Bald heads were covered with wigs and sunglasses should have a round of Opis as John Lennon (God rest his blessed) make identifiable. I can not understand how they could then select the slowest and most inappropriate party songs and were able to ignore the dreary mood tough run through their program.
must Bottom line, I say, however, that precisely this inability to ostentation of the event gave her charm and abandoned a lot about the soul of our school, because so down to earth as the speech of Scottish head teacher Steve (Scull!) is also his shop, and have been for 50 years. Compared to the big names seem to Neston High while standing still in a rather shaky, but the fact that the honesty and the decency of their educational philosophy reflects the fact that you can not show off properly, it makes an important and simultaneously charming pillar Neston of society.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Nickname Scottish Football Club

is the enemy of my enemy is my friend and

In brief: Is not it appalling that neither the United States have learned from Kosovo, Afghanistan or Iraq, that the motto "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" is more sweeping than glossy pages? Or Bush's advisers have concealed their President that the Saudi royal family, a secret supporter Sunni terror in Iraq? Maybe they have it's said and he's not only understood. Maybe he will simply accept that the same terror every day fall sons of God's Own Country to the victim.
However, one can clearly "War against Terror" the only purpose of the stress is not: it is solely about oil, in order to secure this resource, appeased Not to be too sanctimonious friends with gifts from the bomb table. Bush's intimate relationship with the Creator is certainly a guarantee that it does not rain from the wrong sky.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Used Windsurfing Boards

Alaaf Helau their revelers


are hardly the first two weeks of the new year has passed and hardly even my completely crazy neighbor finally freed from his house four tons of Christmas (see last post from 17:12:07) you feel even as a German exile already with the next spawn German madness faced, namely the carnival. This year, the Jecke bustle seems, however skewed, because it do not, as usual, the speakers in the tub with to bad jokes and stupid skits about politicians here, the same seem to have decided, as a kind of good intent, this year even withdraw any competence. No wonder, they have fantastic success with it. Although I understood sense and politics has always been a contradiction in terms, at the moment, however, break all barriers and you wonder seriously whether the picture was from the land of poets and thinkers ever corresponded to reality. No.1 unbeaten

lifted out and in my personal rankings at number Hessen Minister President Ronald Schill's, uh, Roland Koch (Freudian slip). This amazing product provincial Hessian petty bourgeoisie seem at the moment the effects of decades of marriage hell to be felt, unlike the verbal gaffes and confused idea of the hobbits from Eschborn not explain everything. Personally, I would have released the neat Mr lawyers already in the course of the CDU campaign contributions to political shot, unsustainable but it is in any case not later than he claimed in the property tax debate, the publication of names of the wealthiest Germans was a "new form of star on the chest ". This act Koch's verbal acrobatics for an apology was the same noise planted with grass, (you see it through in relation to Wolfgang Thierse comment Hannelore Kohl). One thing is clear, considering the ever no serious consequences of Roland's derailment or financial affairs: The man has powerful friends - and he can squirm like a worm in the mud hole. When Christian Wulff cheats on his wife or the construction of a port facility mitmischte illegal, yet somehow you can forgive him, probably because it seems his son smiles make everything good again. Roland Koch, however, has the charm of a GEZ employee on a bad trip. Although his populist inclinations not new, but rarely cook is encountered so much opposition even within his own party, as in the current election campaign. Man wants it jubilant cry out: "Thank you egghead just now the last straw have knocked, now select yourself the Hessians not do that again", but remains a risk that exactly meets this polemic on receptive ears in dubious circles of right-wing scene. Koch has a far been proved excellent, namely its inability to identify the problems of his state to address effectively. One pinch myself when I in this regard as the fact interpreted incorrectly, that the national average of youth violence is falling, while it thrives in Hessen, such as mold in a public swimming pool.

Neat one is on top then last but not least even the editor of the lubricating leaflet "PICTURE" and rings with his literary masterpiece finally complete the fifth season of the year. Those who had the pleasure of hearing Mr. Diekmann some years ago in the main auditorium Paderborn promote the tremendous value of his paper, comes with laughter probably not to sleep, at least not if "the great self-deception" is as bedtime reading on the bedside table. I would like to hear what Reich-Ranicki has to say, that just takes Kai Diekmann the attempt to make Günther Grass to dispute his place as the moral conscience of the nation by Dieter Bohlen [sic] as a guardian valuable German virtues describes. "The still says what he thinks, of course, Mr. Diekmann, the Roland Koch does eventually, I would, however, on the other hand advise to consider first whether what you think the public would also expect .

In summary, it should be noted from the island of exile following:

  1. was rarely heralded the carnival season of innovative than this year. One can only wonder what will come.
  2. You do not necessarily dress in order to reap the biggest laughs, sometimes enough even a "lifetime achievement" intended to conceal (Diekmann) and a crumbling facade, the far-right ideas (Koch)
  3. The debate over juvenile offenders with immigrant backgrounds not only deserve the title "4 Unwörter of the decade, in a phrase" but certifies our beloved Federal Republic also that this is not done by the past management , when you think about films like "Downfall" echauffiert.
  4. I suggest the gay-marriage dream pair Roland Koch and Kai Diekmann in front as the lead of a new Heiratsdo ku, then Gülcan Kamps and Alex finally have their rest.