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A Sunday Pilgrimage

"The largest Anglican cathedral in the world and one of the most architecturally impressive Catholic churches of Great Britain dominate Europe's new culture capital Liverpool. With concerts, exhibitions and other events, the two large churches in the city participate in the culture of 2008. To move the Metropolitan Cathedral of Christ The King , the mother church of all Catholics, northern England, and the mighty Liverpool Cathedral in the spotlight. " The Sunday Journal of Bavaria (Click to read the article please click on the headline of this post) shines in its online edition with a brilliantly written overview of the history of two of the most striking buildings out of Liverpool. The observant reader is perhaps the intimate connoisseur of Liverpool with even during the heading "This ring the Beatles. Liverpool's Capital of Culture is dominated by two giant churches" on, that the author may have spent more than two days in the Capital of Culture, and this two days definitely do not have extended over a weekend. The suspicion is confirmed no later than the first paragraph of the main text is presented in the apparently detailed knowledge as if it would have hours of interviews, or at least required a lot of imagination and comprehension, to guide elephants and giraffes as predicates against this megalomaniac building in the field. The jets, various zoo inhabitants, British small cars and football fields entsprigen not, however, the literary brilliance of the author, but the tourists to view information placed table with a touch screen that provides one described comparisons with a finger, as I recall even in the exact order described.
much more fatal than the easy-to-debunking lack of journalistic Investigation (what does one expect from a Bavarian cheese leaves too), however, misinformation, no, the lie is to pretend the reader is already in the title of the Bavarian world understanding of the omnipotence of God. The two dominant Liverpool houses of worship are in fact not St. James and the Metropolitan Cathedral of Christ The King, but Anfield Road and Park Godison That is the truth and can not be overlooked if you spend a weekend during the season in Liverpool.
But thousands of soccer followers, whose numbers are loose on a game day, the attendance of all the churches of Liverpool together all year exceeds, am I too made a pilgrimage to Anfield from God's grace, to experience a special tribute match. In this city, it is not Anglican or Catholic, but red or blue. Through a series of extraordinary coincidences that can only be explained by divine intervention, so I held a ticket for the last home game of the glorious Liverpool FC in the hand. Exceeded my anyway spherical happiness was still increased from the end of season sale of the Club store, which I still shoot quickly a shirt at half price.
all round I went on a sunny Sunday afternoon on the way to miss a minute dis ritual that has to be a football game can be the first to worship. In an even more empty swept pub where rose noticeably the haze of last Saturday night from the thick carpet, I took the first pint of holy water to me and let me down, witness the fall of the arch-rival and Satan in Blue (Everton) against Arsenal . At halftime it was 1-0 to Arsenal, for 2-0 pints me and I left the potions, to inquire in a filled bar, how to get the best to the scene. It was not long before I came to talk with four men in their fifties who were obviously also attend the show and invited me spontaneously to share with them a taxi, public transportation for the Anfield Road are in fact non-existent. On a very enjoyable trip, I heard stories of finals in Germany in the 70s ("Gladbach, you know, just to get back to") and the wild celebrations in connection with stories that illustrate women bred girls. Arrived at Anfield was opened to me also the same, why there is no bus service to the inner city is, there is simply no space for one stop. The oversized metal box is in the middle of a run-down housing estate where every second door is boarded up with heavy boards. The six pubs in the vicinity, however, enjoy a thriving business and move to the home game again properly to the beer prices. Who can afford a ticket for 50 € pekiert not even if the beer will cost 4.50.
The Anfield Road, which has given the stadium its name, was like the Krang Kirmes in Herne as I rushed into the fray, but without the rides, but with various attractions such as Männekarussells Chippies (French Fries stands) or fan stands. I contributed to the first pub on my left, out of which the fans have swelled from all windows and doors and from which one could hear loud singing. It has naturalized in the English football scene that one warm singing in pubs, because the association has arranged inexplicably, sonicate to the venues before the match Pupmusik unbearable, probably to prevent riots. This is the independent observer of something incomprehensible, considering the almost non-existing barriers between the stands and playing field, let alone between the rival groups of supporters. The common English fan is adaptable and finally the Bölkstoff in the potions cost less than half as much as in the stadium. In Salisbury we went so off like the Lutzi and I was allowed me in some of the most sophisticated creations of English football texts delight ("He is tall, he is red and his feet stick out the bed - Peeeeteeeeer Crouch" Steve Gerrard Gerrard, can fit over 50 yards, he's red and he's fuckin hard Steve Gerrard Gerrard, "etc.). Before the pub was nice to see the usual Liverpool sediment that is attracted to the big event, because the number of potentially increased harassment and rapidly falls down because maybe some greedy twining Bierbauchfan a french fries. Particularly stood out for me a very charming Zeitgenössin who wanted to gloss over their toothless and the inches deep lines in her marked by life face with pretty colored black and pink hair and, after an estimated half a pallet cheap beer outside the pub on men fishing, to the chagrin of all nicotine-dependent Fußballverückten. Beautiful was the sight of a nun who had disguised himself, like all her colleagues from the bar staff, to celebrate the day and are infected by the layer outside the pub a big bag. The Weihrauchassotiationen shoot the respected readers whether the overarching theme of the contribution, of course, once in the head.
When I finally had just arrived relatively early in my high earners square next to the press box, I witnessed how the temple filled slowly, due to the small size of the stadium did not last very long. In general, one wonders already, that this metal arbor at all given the licenses for international business. However, when all seats are filled (which is invariably at every home game of the case) there is no escape from everything and it is inevitably part of the unconditional celebrating fans. In addition to the already came on the standard gate of Fernando Torres shortly after half time, another high point was when Didi Hamann. Although he now for the Opponents Manchester City played at Anfield, he was welcomed like a prodigal son. Didi is a legend in Liverpool and I lead some of the openness to the Germans I have seen too often in this city back on its merit. Didi won with Liverpool in the UEFA Cup, but he became the great hero in 2005 when he was despite a stress fracture in his right foot heavily involved in the sensational comeback of the residue at halftime and 3-0 in a penalty shoot the first flush untenable. Such acts do not forget in Liverpool and the Kop stood accordingly (something like the South Stand of Anfield) head. After
I started the game in the pouring rain on the way to a pub near the stadium, the position I scribbled a colleague in the staff room on a sheet of paper and had me where I should arrive after the game. Said colleague, whom I had consistently since the beginning of my residency is called James, an English teacher at Neston High and a rather insignificant, if not shy contemporary with a thick block Glaus glasses. We had regularly played football and met us in the staff room ("Alright James") and I expected a more peaceful end of the football on Sunday. When I entered, but the packed pub I witnessed a miraculous Transformation. Not just suddenly James was Phil, then what corresponded well actually his name, but also was to speak again from Paul Saul, because of Phil's shyness was to discover not even a trace. He drank quite happy with his crazy friends to race and I was, before I knew it, a part of it. At Phil's disciples were such amazing lives as Tony, who spent his best years as a bartender in Lloret de Mar and was also in Liverpool not a child of sorrow, he had four children by three different women (one of which a child's current girlfriend were present). The other of the troops were all that which is here "Pissheads" calls, full, but amiable contemporaries who never spit into the beer. Drinking, singing and laughing, so we moved from pub to pub and I rappelled me for some reason, from otherwise not in accordance with my nature, before, although I am Tony, so to speak, as an act of Christian charity, had offered for the night.

Amen

Skateland Putty Hill Parties

Unbelievable but true ...

The best business to do at the bar. This ancient wisdom, I can confirm from my recent experience only. It so happened, namely that I was sitting on the fiftieth anniversary of my school was facing a more or less uneventful evening and the closure the bar at 23.00 clock did not seem particularly threatening to me. However, I thanked the Lord that I already four pints had intus and was on his way to the fifth, with surface tension tapped glass to maneuver back to my place as me, the boss himself to himself and his wife waved to the table. I had left at Mr Steve Dool probably a special impression when I had spoken a half minutes in the German exchange with him, or maybe he was after half a bottle of whiskey (he's Scottish) and just in Plauderlaune, at least it happened to that I rolled on a piece relied chair between him and his wife obsessively tried a good to make an impression. The headmaster of an English school is such a thing as God's representative on earth, probably because he is rarely found, since he spends his working days at meetings and large social events. My light flashes nervous lay down, it quickly when I noticed that a nice, casual conversation developed and that Mr Dool was not infallible, but he omitted to close his zipper after he relieves himself. Anyway, after we had talked about his meteoric rise from the sports teacher to the principal, we naturally came to speak on a topic that is inevitable in any reasonable conversation between men is: football. When I complained to him my sorrow, that I had got hold despite tremendous efforts still no ticket for the Anfield Road and even toyed with the idea to me to see Everton at Goodison Park, was stunned not to see in his eyes and he assured me, is Case accept in person.

months passed and although I tried each of the rare meeting with Steve Dool, throwing him pregnant with meaning glances, he seemed to be either to his promise not to remember or to do. I wrestled long with me, but then eventually took me a heart. It was Thursday, the third-last match in the Premier League was imminent and crowded after school, hundreds of uniformed school tormentors through the narrow corridors. As I rounded the corner I spied from a distance the boss, of course, just now with his deputy (which has the charm of a Maggie Thatcher and in a sense be regarded as the representative of the deputy of God on earth) was engrossed in conversation. But I had no choice if I wanted to Anfield again see the inside, I had to act, the last home game of the season was two weeks on the plan. To the disappointment of some seventh-graders I jostled me out of the stream of students and contributed to the entertainment elite school to. Short and concise, I described the problem and reminded Mr Dool unabashed in his commitment. A week later I was in the office of the head and heard his buddy Roger abschwatzte it a ticket. Steve had kept his word, he seemed even more of satisfactory service aufzutun three potential card provider. As the Prime Minister, he sat behind his massive desk and statesmanlike jammed up the phone between ear and shoulder. As Roger, a retired entrepreneur who spends all day long on the golf course, as befits the British upper middle class, it took several tries before Roger, probably between the tee and putting, to his cell phone went. Agreed (the usual small talk, of course, including what is already very amused me) was that I should pick up a ticket at his home in Heswell. Since I was not very mobile, Steve Dool decided to take me and me back to sell in Neston before he drove himself to a short holiday in the south of England. Unfortunately, I was on this Friday afternoon, only to play football come to the school, so stylishly dressed in Umbro jogging pants, jersey and football violators Germany, unshaven and schmörgelig. If I had foreseen the events that followed I was stranded in trousers and leather shoes, that's for sure.

Steve took me So after school to his home where he "just quickly pack up some things" then wanted to go to his Familienfestivität to Ipswich. Unless the plan. The reality was, rather, that I was a complete guided tour of his two homes together with a tour of Roger's 12 000 pounds to enjoy golf set, I finally made comfortably in his leather lounge chair and could choose between 516 different TV channels, while Steve made the travel arrangements. I enjoyed so to speak an elite life in the Germany jersey. Not enough, we were at Steve's neighbor still served a lasagna par excellence, of course, on the rooftop terrace with views over the Dee on the Snowdon (highest mountain in Wales). Next door has Karlheinz Riedle still an estate, who had just separated from his wife, so I learned at dessert. When I arrived back home from 19:30, I put myself first on my bed, I marveled at the ticket in my hand, so to speak, represented a recognition of my work and so of course should be considered as a gift and was wondering why I am on a Friday, was not born on a Sunday ...

Next week: How I met a nun Pot Smoking, many other interesting contemporaries and a few funny songs at Anfield.

Vezon And Kardas 2010

10 pounds to "hedge Hunter

In the UK there are generally two obsessions : alcohol and sport. The latter may astonish some, but we are talking about a country where nearly 25 percent of residents are obese , sometimes so much that you must cross the street because no one could pass on the same sidewalk with them. Understandably, the relationship between sport and Wampe if one is remembered that "sports" is understood here in a passive rather than active sense. While running two-thirds of the islanders in jogging pants and Umbro T-Shirts , sometimes in complete Match Clothing the favorite team through the area, though only up to the nearest pub, where the telly is and where it is passively participating in sports events. The only movements are then lifting the right arm to the beer drinking and lifting the left arm to the handle in the chip bag. The poor wretch, the true fate of urination comes, snorting and roaring back to the counter to heavily back on his stool and sink can be immediately devote Pint and screen. This is true both for thick and thin for his contemporaries, whose clumsiness and Schnauberei then 3 boxes Flupp due on the date (the price of which, moreover, each Hartz IV daily rate to six times higher than would be).
I had the pleasure of one of the sports (TV) highlights of the year experience in a small Eckpub in Liverpool (with the assistance of a German drinking companions) may be the hard way: The " Grand National". In addition to football, rugby and cricket are British namely horse lovers and anyone who wants to race horses at pubertal Horrererfahrungen with classmates the same age ("I have this afternoon to the barn") thinks or Queen, I here think again. The Grand National has that is as much with Wendy -read, braces-wearing, 14-year Rotzgöre or sonntagnachmittäglicher boredom when Spring Tournament who do, too dependent on the early evening, even once can lead to cardiac arrest, Dieter Bohlen as with music taste. The Grand National is sweat, blood and muscle power, so what right for men. 40 horses to go there at the start, 13 are in this year came to the finish, all others are stuck at some of the deadly hedgerows, obstacles and ditches, fallen, or from heart failure died (maybe).
the best thing Grand National is that it takes place in Liverpool and one of the most important horse race in the world. Throughout the weekend, the Hotzewolotze gathered at Aintree Pavilion , even the scum throws in cheap suits and is now seen to nurnoch his toothless . The ladies scratch while trying to grab the biggest hat, each other's eyes out and the whole town is drunk categorically. Let's go with the first race on Friday, in which the jockeys that wring the main race after the horse is the last to less good horses you can show. Not as many are killed and there are fewer bone fractures.
it happened so that we more or less random in this Eckpub in the city landed and wanted to agree early Friday afternoon with a few Pints schonmal evening on the Ladies Night , also under the race held and would have been in view of the many drunken, half-naked, screaming women not to endure sober. At the time, ran on the television in the pub already said the first Heats, the Pubpublikum was mostly busy in newspapers and betting odds favorites to stress and telephone betting to give than we an elderly man who has spent the sight, his whole life in this place, with unmistakable Irish accent as German exposed and began to talk. Three Pints later we knew everything about his family, first, second, that his wife "a bitch bleeding " and thirdly, that win Ruby Walsh the Grand National would . With German skepticism we began, of course, investigative likely to bring this statement to light, the Irish devil, who has lived 60 years in Liverpool and earlier had to do themselves (own data after) with horses), had actually typed all Heats correctly, one of which Ruby Walsh also won. Well angeschickert we received so tempt the bookies next door place a bet. There were plans for a total of 2.50 pounds, ominous way, perhaps only out of ignorance, we have finally paid 10 pounds, but the horse had to be in fourth but also to have to clear some coal .
Tapert The next day we stand again in the same good cheer pint , absolutely convinced, a surefire tip given to have. At 16.15 CET time had come and the noise level rose by eight times when the horses losgallopierten . The world seemed to stand still, in the shopping street peered people through the window, the ladies from the nearby travel agency had made her store for half an hour sealed and had all gathered at the pub, beer splashed through the area - and Ruby Walsh failed! We had the "surefire" Gaul prefer slaughtered on the spot, which has emerged as a thirteenth in the standings until nothing more. In retrospect, I
must say, however, that the ten toads for 24 hours fun and excitement and a feeling of invincibility were designed really well. However, I may have made myself, to observe said pub as long as until the dubious pensioner reappears and I spit in his beer when he does not hinguckt!

Traditional Sheet Cake Designs

Tripper for breakfast

Do you know him, "Where is the hottest place in an exotic addition to the G (o) rilla?" This is one of the jokes, although they were added to flatness are hard to beat, cheer me, but every morning when they are shy of profiling or neurotic, but mostly sugar-sweet English primary school children on the radio, where the best. The whole thing is scolded then "Kids in a car" and runs every day to go with my salami bread on Liverpool's Hit Music Station: Radio City 96.7! This transmitter has what it takes: Brilliant editors and grossly talented presenters do it, from 8 different songs and 20 minutes gabbing a full day, oh what, zusammenzuzimmern month program. This is strictly speaking also share any great art, you have to intervene only decent commercials, say, every 13 to 16 minutes. So it happens that the cute little brats will be replaced on the way to school commercials that have me slyly at first nor the appetite, but are now advanced to my morgentlichen highlight.
First, however, to the spots, the less disgusting, but extravagant, no less are: that England is a problem with socially rebellious drunkards U16 is likely to be well known, but the fact that this problem is with spots against "antisocial behavior" grückt to grips with my struggles as a continental Europeans still smile from. The Chinese water torture, as is not the time, but steadily with funny, sometimes shock ends anecdotes about the dangers of drinking attention. My favorite: One adolescent reported the tense audience, as he first made it clear to totally stop hot in the pub after every which way (by the way with a very authentic working-class accent) there is to finally understand that, because of too many pints instead of a hot night of passion just hot air was in the game. Comment I can save at this point. But it is worth, determined at www.drinkaware.co.uk stop by, where we learn not only all the perils of booze (if you do not always have had to endure in his own body) but also directly, that alcohol consumption for children under five ( !) illegal.
Of course,'s also serious, almost shocking versions, such as when a telephone conversation of a married couple was repeated radio-ready (Turtelei, "What do you bring to eat with," etc. etc.) and abruptly with a loud bang and the steady noise of a Car horn ends. The moral of the story: Man on the phone in the car! In Germany, it cost 60 Euros (estimated), in the UK it costs the lives, the bottom line.
Nett is also the woman's voice whispering, groaning to a disclosed that she was raped and animated the debate ("If you think that was difficult to hear, imagine how difficult it is to say"). So then arises only unique breakfast idyll. About the spectrum of such spots can be in view of the long silence of 150 victims of abuse in Jersey only wonder, but that's another story. In England you with something not so squeamish, where "naming and shaming" is as valid as "Shocking". Shocking and is especially beautiful, with sexually transmitted diseases. Since the Thommie cut right first time to the cream. They are happy just to be embarrassed for the Latin Lover from the Drink Aware advertising, if you listen to this sport friend whose evening in the pub took a similar course and to have ended even at first glance seems perfect. Then he revealed to the community breakfast, however, that he will now probably go home alone, because with blisters on the best piece can even convince the pummelfee in Rörenjeans! As also does not help that he from now on, only armed with condoms goes hunting. There is no equivalent counterpart is also for the ladies.
Here known from with the principles of customer-oriented advertising, because if elected despite audio stage, the emotion genuine variant of the human Vortpflanzungsweise, remembered determined at the next spot, is in the advertised the "morning-after pill" which, fortunately without prescription at any pharmacy There. Precisely this logic, it is in fact, who almost moved me every day with laughter!

Cooking Silverside Beef

toilet war

Addendum: Today was blocked with immediate effect all the toilets at Neston High nunmher and are only available during the breaks. Due to repeated floods, the teachers assigned to during to monitor the breaks, the toilets (and rich with additional paper shortages). The blockade is maintained until the culprit was caught. The students are advised to stop eating and drinking completely up to the resolution! For the take about the perpetrator (s) a reward is offered four weeks of homework-free. For relevant references please contact the Schulsekreteriat or any of our recording studios.

How Do I Know My Earplugs Decibel

how you look into it screams, it's also echoes out ...

Recently, on the way to the copy room, I had to, as so often, walking through the school of Neston High in the words of my deceased English lecturers Donald Lloyd Turner (God rest his blessed) think. His educational magic formula (he imagine a cowboy hat wearing, before igniting under the Non smoking sign on H2 a Marlboro Light 100, done!) It spread more often in the crowded auditorium of our university, always emphasized the importance of the knowledge underlining, saying German what else only occurred when the same concept not only explained, but also applications an end: Mr Turner argued that establish the discipline in a learning group only, and further conserve and leave, if you look at the first delinquent, which is even by the slightest disturbance or disrespect make headlines, pick out and then make ladies and gentlemen, simply done. " This approach seemed to me already in my then second half is highly doubtful, partly because I once had to itself suffering under it, as I was about to leave five minutes before the end of the event the Hörsall and was pulled before the assembled team to account, and secondly, because the construct thoughts of a man who was the was omitted in the course of a working day frequently as he had challenged the way to the university. The result then sometimes in an hour-long search of his car in the parking lot, although he had traveled by bicycle and had chained the bike in its usual place. Mr Turner, however, you must be good To keep the curious that he experiences from his life never to be retained, but that amused all regular classrooms.
I am now convinced that what I then became more like a bad joke, in the Anglophone world, a perfectly normal thing. True to the principle of "naming and shaming", which is so common and controversial in England as the five o'clock tea, I meet every day, countless students who have to do any kind of disciplinary action. On said road to copy space, for example, that hardly amounts to more than 50 steps, I counted five students and a total of four penalties. Popular For example, in Germany the usual exclusion from school. I myself, admittedly, probably spent most of my physics class in the hallway, but you go through an English school, one gets the impression that more students were waiting in the corridor, as listen in class the lesson. Furthermore, it is also a ausgepfeiltes warning system, similar to most ball sports expressed by different colored cards. A yellow card can be scored three times noticed uncomfortable in the classroom, orange's, if the teacher is of the opinion that has not been an improvement in the behavior set. Orange also means a call to the parents and correct empyreumatic's, if you will suspemdiert with a red card from school. To get an idea of the scale of card distribution, a brief anecdote from the teacher's room: in the free period is an art teacher, accompanied by their assigned assistant teacher in the Staff Room, noting that no yellow cards are more in the relevant subject. When asked how many they need for fall with the lower jaw in amazement at the table when it hits the class book and recounts: 20 of 25 students a class, what I call a good rate. As a British student is allowed to stand at attention often even the teacher leaves the rest of the class then for some Minutes alone to the intruder to the orderly transition after line and thread zusammenzuscheißen, sometimes in a tone that can shake the windows in the neighboring classes.
The above-described events are just a few examples of disciplinary action in English schools, the Neston High is further to be rather liberal (there you can even see, imagine if, at times students the shirt of their uniforms do not put in the pants have fopain quel). Detention during the lunch break (detentions), extra work and the morning roll call briefing with behavior I've never mentioned at all. It is, however, the question whether it really makes sense, continuously to tighten the thumbscrews. Comparing the educational self-understanding of schools in England and Germany and their corresponding treatment of sinners, one thing is clear: The discipline in German schools can indeed much to be desired, but without draconian practices prevail in general no conditions as to the Rütli school. I believe that in England often exactly the opposite of is achieved, which is proclaimed as the ideal behavior. If one sets up so many rules that it is almost impossible not infringe too, stirs you more than anyhow debilitating adolescent self-affirmation urge. Unfortunately, it is in England in this respect rather backward, has yet been caricatured Wilhelm Busch in the 19th century, ironically: "The donkey is a stupid animal, the elephant can not help it."

Clairol Compliments Color Intensifier

penalty thriller against Argentina created more heart attacks

Here is the proof of the magic of football and another indiez that mirror writers spy on my blog ...:
http://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/ man / 0,1518,532219,00. html

Milena Velba Boobs Around Head

Real Men play football

We men, however, are any different assumption incredibly diverse contemporaries. Not only does multi-tasking quite excellent, if for example on the toilet in the same smiles Neston standard on the soap opera-like states in this country, are further It also many many things that we can rejoice with heart and soul and without any distorting influence. These include, for example free beer parties the incredibly after several deadly booze behämmerter milk Bubis have become, unfortunately, very rare, an absolutely uneventful hungover Sunday afternoon with NTV documentation on Soviet combat systems, or, in undisputed first place: the broad field of active and passive football.
Bundesliga games for example lead us in any form ( life, on the screen or on the radio) almost orgasmic Phenomena near the World Cup in Germany has probably still occur every serious man like a week-long wet dream. The fact that football has a tie that affect's male gender is expressed as a lamp light on vermin itself alone in the fact that every other weekend pilgrimage, tens of thousands Alfa animals in the Veltins Arena, although the chances for resolving the Middle East conflict are significantly better than for the winning a championship for FC Schalke 04 in the next 250 years.
is truly irresistible's, however, if one (s) themselves to the fight is eleven against eleven, completely independent of the Talent ( Valdez finally plays also still in BVB). It contributes in fact every Friday afternoon after school on the artificial turf of my beloved school, when teachers of different disciplines together for sporting slugfest. That may now evaluate the reader does not necessarily appear to be remarkably, similar scenes have most likely also in German schools. Here in England you can feel however that this is not just dealing with stupid Gebolze , but the physical expression of social structures and Hirarchiegehabe .
The first difference to the German teacher team is first, that even English teachers do not dress in football . Play come soon from the cabin on the square, looking for the Bildungslegat thus to compensation options for the lack of symbolic power of his clothing, is in England that is probably more than elsewhere to the world the principle "Clothes make the man". As the innovative and befitting reflection is apparently quite stunted in this regard, especially among teachers of science, they delight me regularly with a particularly lofty warm-up exercises.
is lifted out also that the word choice seems to be liable to the suit, because the voice quality slips four stops abruptly downward. Playful teasing and curses of the lowest grade by the minute rattling over the place, even when students present on the sidelines to better grades to erschleimen .
One feels, as you can see the full orbit school in its complex social fabric down reduced to a few square meters. The guys from the IT office for example, that really suit every stereotype of a computer, starting with a pale complexion, thick glasses and T- Shirts with unpleasant quality Insider sayings (eg e = mchill ²) over the total absence of a private life even have the way out of their cluttered with computers and video surveillance technology shoe box to the square of the events found, however there with exactly the same indifference treated and only played when no one else really free anymore. And why should you turn them in everyday life finally only when the account is not working or if the copier in the staff room to jam.
Naturally, the most senior colleague division responsible for the team, in our case, the Head of sixthform ( something like the upper head), since neither the principal nor his deputy in a position to seem themselves to make the shoes, and I am thinking rather of convenience than of old age. The Head of sixthform has come up with the rest a very attractive addition to stress its importance clearly even without a suit, he brings namely each time the gaming machine (= the ball) so that even so no one starts without him .
Last week Friday, we provided several weeks of efforts to the test because the teacher in a neighboring school occurred in a duel. Unfortunately, saw the balance for us not look particularly rosy (6 defeats in 6 games), but we entered his head held high, the playing field. The game took place under external Also take place that would probably even UEFA sufficient provisions, because in addition to professional jersey sets we could even have a referee in black with a whistle and, unbelievable but true, a player exhibit of Bristol, which has been disputed games for the English women's national team . The friend happens to be the one of our art teacher.
Anyway, the moral of the story is in any case to have resolved that during these 90 minutes every band seemed, for an IT learning brought the flank to the hard fought 1-1 final score and even the school principal deputy came together for 15 minutes for broadcast. The magic of football given. I am looking forward looking forward to next Friday ...

How Munch A Desert Eagle Cost

note: The last post was written before the update of the Spiegel Online article, some similarities are therefore due to the fact that the level has been written off with me! ;-)

Height Of Collimation Levelling

there is nothing for me - A Tribute to Helmut Schmidt!

The most beautiful should be made on free Fridays, which have a purely entitled allegorical each planet's citizens, the extensive reading of various online newspaper formats, on the one resorts as exile student, because the FAZ subscription for overseas but slightly the cost-benefit Grows beyond. My current personal favorite message I found in Spiegel-Online, where I have creative legally stolen directly the appropriate image for this post:
"former Chancellor Schmidt smoke despite the ban - Attorney determined" (http://www.spiegel.de / panorama/leute/0, 1518,530882,00. html).
I'm not sure if I seem in shock or at least drop more out of amusement most of the cheese bread did, because at first glance, it is an event of act of major significance, for the dramaturgy of this headline could even the tabloid competition . make This assumption is in more of the item nor plausiebler, is the mirror journalist precisely that cheese leaves as a first source.
So I was sitting at the dining room table, once again bite into the carefully smeared cheese sandwich, an index finger on the touchpad and read, his head full of associations said the article. As a great admirer of the former Chancellor, I can easily imagine how he, sitting before his massive oak desk learns the fact that a conspiratorial little group has reported militant Non smoking from Wiesbaden charges against him and his wife, because of injury [sic]. Helmut and Loki had in fact pleasure in performing their duties in a (probably middle class) Theatre performance Flüppchen a fire, the theater manager had kindly made them available to an ashtray.
once I shoot the memory of a portrait of Helmut Schmidt in the head, the ARD has aired in the last year. During a visit Wolfgang Schäuble in New York (the devil knows what the was doing there), namely the audience got the opportunity to Schmidt's refusal to admire the smoking ban in multiple form may be.
Episode No. 1:
Helmut runs in his saloon in New York prior to the meeting place prior to Schäuble, he is sitting (of course) back right and smoke, the ashtray Judging in the door after his 35te cigarette. The car stops, a young clerk opened the door and tells the Lord with former Chancellor, Mr Schäuble was already run down to the lobby to greet him. Helmut Schmidt looks at his burning cigarette, noting that he is still about five lines long, has the pleasure, he sees the very young employee's face and says in his inimitable, North German Art "This is indeed reizänd, let me not just to changes Raucha "and moves from inside the saloon door again. When he looks into the camera and says "so long because" you can hardly keep from laughing on the sofa.
Episode # 2:
After the meeting with Wolfgang Schäuble returns a Helmut Schmidt in a coffee shop in downtown Manhattan, which is operated by a Viennese restaurateur, who seems to have made the occasion of the visit the guest of honor extra chick. To that again to make it clear we are in New York City, a place where you will be summarily executed as a smoker, if you are not abiding by the strict smoking ban. Schmidt takes any event to the set table space, some milk drips in the already provided coffee, take a fork full of Sacher Torte and lights one. Even Ralf Husmann, the inventor of Stromberg, would not the cast of this episode better can cast. The Vienna (!) Café owner is the surprise to see clearly and can be seen even as he notices that raise in his full load of course, no ashtray is, after the smoking ban is already on for years and it has also all kept to it until now. Embarrassed, he tells one of his staff to bring back a saucer as a replacement. When asked whether Helmut Schmidt sometimes to the smoking ban believe the answers drily: "If it makes sense, fire police, then yes" and vesrtohlen smiles at the camera.

Under these impressions, imagine the reaction now from the old strategist, he the letter of the prosecutor gets the whole process is said to have commented on the way, with the words "must, this case is an impressive proof of what things a prosecutor involved. For someone in his political career with natural disasters, various oil crises, the Red Army Faction, or national and international political opponents had auseianderzusetzen is a criminal complaint with such content probably not worth more than a tired smile. Of course, should generally adhere to any rules and laws, no question, but I believe that a personality like Helmut Schmidt precisely why smoking should be allowed because he was first so vehemently and resourceful resisted and, secondly, because he knows assess with absolute certainty whether such a regulation makes sense or not. I think he would have been the last person a polite note of disturbed viewers would have ignored in the Hamburg theater.

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Dinner for None - or the 50th birthday

Tada, on Friday it finally happened: A hoard of Western education, and canteen glutton we burned 50 years old. The completion of half a century means well known to most contemporaries, a radical break with traditional habits. As soon as you realize that you probably no less than half, probably even two thirds of his life has been more or less success, one begins to roll up his life again to new shores break to put on the long lasting affair with the secretary of a marriage proposal the Crown or of the already battered body in the gym at least a remnant of the form to give. So much tells us at least the reading of various novels by Philip Roth, who describes as beautiful as otherwise no one with the failed attempt to compensate for a life crisis by taking up the struggle with the impossible, namely to avoid the illusion of eternal youth aging.

Anders makes the Neston High School. On the occasion its fiftieth anniversary, are reflecting consciously on old values. Here is one to recapitulate what the enormous period of 50 (!) Years has already accomplished everything, here we celebrated his age, in contrast to sun-tanned Karrierejuppies such as Claus Kleber. In the UK, namely the following common practice, especially in the public sector: Success is defined by the length of time that you try with all their might to cover up failure. Institutions such as Eton or Gresham master the already over centuries, and therefore they are fused with the mother country and virtually impossible to imagine. The tradition of fetishism can even mean that the Millennium, on the walls Anglican Church as the birthday of Jesus 2000te propagated on colorful signs, if only out of respect for the durability of the Messias calls to worship (Worship Him Here! ").
Since it is a school and Neston, with its 50 Lenzen as an educational institution with a tradition rather laughed at, of course, difficult. In this case, we faced the same problem, such as Claus Kleber: Something has to be hergezaubert, which is non-existent, eternal youth on the one hand, on the other by the feeling of reverence for old age. The equality tests, unlike this very remarkable analogy is hardly surpassed in irony, of course, just like the crystal-clear line of argument this derivation.
Now ask the interested reader how the efforts of our little country school looked for in practice? First, I carefully selected the location of the event is mentioned. The Stuart Hall is normally used to every morning, large amounts of students (> 100) at the same time be subjected to disciplinary drill where the sloppy, wearing the school uniform, the race in the corridors or the chewing gum are criticized. Frequently seen in these premises, similar amounts of students at individual tables of a test of breeding, of course, guarded better than occupants of a high-security prison. This place of horror so you have tried a little ambience to give. The Odour of sweat and cheap floor wax was despite great efforts not to counter, white tablecloths and kitschy balloons with gold lettering ("Neston High, 50 Years of Learning") is awarded it a little festive atmosphere, albeit to a deserted silver wedding. No expense has been spared in catering: A semi-professional bunch of ex-students who imagine a run of high-end catering facilities, advanced with a counter made of plywood and a rotatable Spirituosenkarussel of silver-coated plastic, it's thirsty for the countless to provide throats. The special prize, with the school they probably hypocritical their services have been squeezed, was of course made by overpriced beer prices up for that. The food, typical British ale in Beef ", or" Beef in Ale "(choke) was developed by the teachers of domestic science to prepare and you could vividly imagine what the culinary failure of this nation is based.
Musically then broke all conditions all the dams was also not spared of live music. A chemistry teacher had persuaded his band "XNS" to advance the school's birthday party this weekend evenings, the usual pensioners who torture usually with bad Beatle covers. allowed for this special occasion enjoy the festival community of Neston High on the nearly spherical sounds. had to highlight of the evening, the "XNS" made by bad jokes and pseudo-funny comments almost unbearable, the band shone with a creative masterpiece and came back as a Beatles look-alikes from the break (in which she, incidentally, properly the Plauze with Beef have fully carved into ale). Bald heads were covered with wigs and sunglasses should have a round of Opis as John Lennon (God rest his blessed) make identifiable. I can not understand how they could then select the slowest and most inappropriate party songs and were able to ignore the dreary mood tough run through their program.
must Bottom line, I say, however, that precisely this inability to ostentation of the event gave her charm and abandoned a lot about the soul of our school, because so down to earth as the speech of Scottish head teacher Steve (Scull!) is also his shop, and have been for 50 years. Compared to the big names seem to Neston High while standing still in a rather shaky, but the fact that the honesty and the decency of their educational philosophy reflects the fact that you can not show off properly, it makes an important and simultaneously charming pillar Neston of society.

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is the enemy of my enemy is my friend and

In brief: Is not it appalling that neither the United States have learned from Kosovo, Afghanistan or Iraq, that the motto "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" is more sweeping than glossy pages? Or Bush's advisers have concealed their President that the Saudi royal family, a secret supporter Sunni terror in Iraq? Maybe they have it's said and he's not only understood. Maybe he will simply accept that the same terror every day fall sons of God's Own Country to the victim.
However, one can clearly "War against Terror" the only purpose of the stress is not: it is solely about oil, in order to secure this resource, appeased Not to be too sanctimonious friends with gifts from the bomb table. Bush's intimate relationship with the Creator is certainly a guarantee that it does not rain from the wrong sky.

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Alaaf Helau their revelers

are hardly the first two weeks of the new year has passed and hardly even my completely crazy neighbor finally freed from his house four tons of Christmas (see last post from 17:12:07) you feel even as a German exile already with the next spawn German madness faced, namely the carnival. This year, the Jecke bustle seems, however skewed, because it do not, as usual, the speakers in the tub with to bad jokes and stupid skits about politicians here, the same seem to have decided, as a kind of good intent, this year even withdraw any competence. No wonder, they have fantastic success with it. Although I understood sense and politics has always been a contradiction in terms, at the moment, however, break all barriers and you wonder seriously whether the picture was from the land of poets and thinkers ever corresponded to reality. No.1 unbeaten

lifted out and in my personal rankings at number Hessen Minister President Ronald Schill's, uh, Roland Koch (Freudian slip). This amazing product provincial Hessian petty bourgeoisie seem at the moment the effects of decades of marriage hell to be felt, unlike the verbal gaffes and confused idea of the hobbits from Eschborn not explain everything. Personally, I would have released the neat Mr lawyers already in the course of the CDU campaign contributions to political shot, unsustainable but it is in any case not later than he claimed in the property tax debate, the publication of names of the wealthiest Germans was a "new form of star on the chest ". This act Koch's verbal acrobatics for an apology was the same noise planted with grass, (you see it through in relation to Wolfgang Thierse comment Hannelore Kohl). One thing is clear, considering the ever no serious consequences of Roland's derailment or financial affairs: The man has powerful friends - and he can squirm like a worm in the mud hole. When Christian Wulff cheats on his wife or the construction of a port facility mitmischte illegal, yet somehow you can forgive him, probably because it seems his son smiles make everything good again. Roland Koch, however, has the charm of a GEZ employee on a bad trip. Although his populist inclinations not new, but rarely cook is encountered so much opposition even within his own party, as in the current election campaign. Man wants it jubilant cry out: "Thank you egghead just now the last straw have knocked, now select yourself the Hessians not do that again", but remains a risk that exactly meets this polemic on receptive ears in dubious circles of right-wing scene. Koch has a far been proved excellent, namely its inability to identify the problems of his state to address effectively. One pinch myself when I in this regard as the fact interpreted incorrectly, that the national average of youth violence is falling, while it thrives in Hessen, such as mold in a public swimming pool.

Neat one is on top then last but not least even the editor of the lubricating leaflet "PICTURE" and rings with his literary masterpiece finally complete the fifth season of the year. Those who had the pleasure of hearing Mr. Diekmann some years ago in the main auditorium Paderborn promote the tremendous value of his paper, comes with laughter probably not to sleep, at least not if "the great self-deception" is as bedtime reading on the bedside table. I would like to hear what Reich-Ranicki has to say, that just takes Kai Diekmann the attempt to make Günther Grass to dispute his place as the moral conscience of the nation by Dieter Bohlen [sic] as a guardian valuable German virtues describes. "The still says what he thinks, of course, Mr. Diekmann, the Roland Koch does eventually, I would, however, on the other hand advise to consider first whether what you think the public would also expect .

In summary, it should be noted from the island of exile following:

1. was rarely heralded the carnival season of innovative than this year. One can only wonder what will come.
2. You do not necessarily dress in order to reap the biggest laughs, sometimes enough even a "lifetime achievement" intended to conceal (Diekmann) and a crumbling facade, the far-right ideas (Koch)
3. The debate over juvenile offenders with immigrant backgrounds not only deserve the title "4 Unwörter of the decade, in a phrase" but certifies our beloved Federal Republic also that this is not done by the past management , when you think about films like "Downfall" echauffiert.
4. I suggest the gay-marriage dream pair Roland Koch and Kai Diekmann in front as the lead of a new Heiratsdo ku, then Gülcan Kamps and Alex finally have their rest.